Seriously low email day today.
However, I do not believe in such things; I am a no-email atheist. I simply see no evidence to support the theory.
Whenever I open my email and there are no new messages, I assume the worst: that my email is malfunctioning and there are 57 new messages stuck in some server somewhere in the interweb-ether that are all urgent, time sensitive and haven’t hit my inbox yet. I hit the Send/Receive button obsessively. I close my email and reopen it repeatedly.
Some days there just isn’t a lot of email.
Like, once every five years or so.